Count Down to Kansas.....

Yep. It's January 2011, the year the Army sends our family to Kansas. I can't pack, I can't prepare, I can only wait. I took my husband to the airport on Sunday for a flight to his new duty station and here it is Wednesday and we have a house waiting for us later this month. The "Hurry Up & Wait" hasn't happened with this somewhat fast paced PCS and I'm unsure of how I feel about that. Normally I have time to prepare myself for things, but this is happening whether I like it or not. We have a time frame for moving and everything, even an address for the new house, I know which school my son will be attending and things to do within a 4 mile radius of our new home. (A bowling alley & a rollerskating rink-enough said.) <- check out that link! Oh & I about forgot to update you all on my 12 weeks of Wal-Mart cold turkey. Well....I made it 5 weeks before my youngest son had a vomit-fest in the back of our Jeep while visiting my husband in Va. I did get a really great deal on a long sleeve shirt & pair of pants for him. Anyway...I tried to stay away, but vomit overrides any "goal" that I've set for myself. So, I'll be mobile blogging in the next 2 weeks while traveling & settling into our new home. The next time you hear from me, I might be on my way to Kansas in our Wagon Queen Family Truckster.

(It's not metallic pea green, but it'll do.)

The South

\the 'sau'th\, noun

The place where...

Tea is sweet and accents are sweeter.

Summer starts in April.

Macaroni & Cheese is a vegetable.

Front porches are wide and words are long.

Pecan pie is a staple.

Y'all is the only proper noun.

Chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy.

Everything is Darlin'.

Someone's heart is always being blessed

Toto...We're not going to be in NC anymore?!?!

Fear not loyal blog readers-I have not abandoned you, I just found out a few weeks ago that we will be relocating to............................KANSAS.

Yep, the "Hurry Up & Wait" is FINALLY over and we're moving to America's heartland of ruby red slippers & tornado drills. My blog posts might be few and far between in the next few months until we're all settled in. But, none the less, you will enjoy the tales of my cross country journey, the good, bad & hilarious from the east coast to the middle of America.

My feelings on the whole issue are well....how do I put this?

To put it frankly, I feel like I'm being banished to a third world country.

(You're thinking-"Seriously, she's feeling banished?!?! What the ham sandwich?") Oh, but I am! I've done my research on the area of Kansas that we will be moving to and there's NOTHING there. It's true! The closest Sam's Club is 55 miles away, 2.5 hours to the closest Whole Foods or Trader Joe's or anywhere else I do my shopping. I'm leaving behind Cheerwine (God's gift to the Carolina's, however they do ship to our new zip code), a 4 hour drive to the beaches of North or South Carolina, Southern hospitality and our family & friends.

My Mom is having a difficult time with her "baby girl" leaving (yep, I'm the youngest child), she was secretly hoping for my husband to be stationed in NC or along the east coast, but sadly we're not. We're moving 1100 miles away.

However, as in the name of the blog itself

How to Turn an Average Day Into an Adventure

that's what we are planning to do.

So, hang on and be patient, because you're going to hear tales of my family's crazy and amazing cross country adventure. But, first I'll leave you with a bit of fun from Wal-Mart.

Merry Christmas!

A Year in Status....

My favorite status of 2010-
(a prediction or God's sense of humor, you decide)

What's the deal with the tornadoes?
I don't live in Kansas!

*click on the picture, another window will pop up and enlarge the text

Sharing funny tweets that made my day!

RedHourBen Ben Stiller
RT @thesulk: I'm glad people can't see my blank stare on the other side of their hug

funnyordie Funny Or Die
Morgan Freeman's voicemail greeting must be incredible. (via @brianlaaane)

And finally a tweet from the other night-

Homemade pickled jalapenos=clear sinuses & indigestion from hell. Chugging #pepto by the bottle.

A reply from Pepto the next morning-
@nikki_rumm Check back of bottle or Pepto.com for indications, warnings & dosage directions. Plz tell us more @1-877-894-4976 (M-F, 9-6 EST)
My reply to Pepto-
@Pepto I took the recommended dosage. Thx for your concern on my tweet from last night & my health & safety. #Pepto is awesome! :D
Additional Tweet-
Loves that #pepto is concerned for their consumers health & safety on the correct dosage. :D
Reply from Pepto-
@nikki_rumm Thx for letting us know! Hope you're feeling better today! Yup, we've got you covered!

LOL Awesome huh? Yay! Pepto-Bismol!

* Pepto-Bismol @Pepto Cincinnati, OH
Pepto-Bismol® is the only leading brand of medicine that relieves five stomach problems such as heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. http://www.pepto-bismol.com/

Went to Europe for the Weekend.....

Well, I'm back from my mini-vacation. The boys and I went to Virginia for the weekend to see Clay at Fort Lee. The perks of having a clean room is getting an off post pass on Saturdays and Sundays. With little warning of Clay's privilege, the boys and I woke early, packed an overnight bag and made the drive north to Virgina. Let me say it is nice to get in the car and drive for less than 3 1/2 hours and be at your destination and have your arms around your husband, rather than driving 20 hours. For me this is a perk.

So, after the boys and I got past the infamous "Gate Nazi" we were on our way to pick up Clay at his company. Finally after waiting for Clay to finish with formation (another word for organized goofing off) we decided on a whim to go to Busch Gardens in Williamsburg for the day. Which was an awesome decision, because the weather was fantastic, oh and the fact that we had our complementary passes for Busch Gardens thanks to the Here's to the Heroes program.

Clay, Chris, Ayden and I had an amazing time together. The boys were able to ride so much more here, than at SeaWorld back in April. We rode the carousel, a roller coaster, a sky ride from Germany to England and lots more fun. The streets of Italy smelled wonderful and Oktoberfest was fun too. It was fun being away for the day, feeling like we were in several different countries.

The boys had a blast at the Forest of Fun, which was the Sesame Street themed area of the park. We got to see Count's Halloween Show, get our picture made with Big Bird, see Elmo, Cookie Monster and Grover. We're not talking about how we saw Abby Cadabby selling smack in her shop there in the Forest of Fun, but Tiffany was right about her. Remember that post awhile back? Sesame Street Characters and their Unhealthy Habits. The boys had a blast, Clay & I drank overpriced beer while listening to bad music in Germany preformed by mummies, ghosts and Frankenstein.

Overall a great weekend together as a family. Clay even got to witness, first-hand the crazy things his boys do while at dinner. A butter knife fight at Olive Garden on Sunday afternoon was the highlight of the trip or was it when our gsp took us to a mall that had been closed down or possibly the 10 mile turnaround somewhere in the Richmond countryside? However, those leaves were pretty.

It was the first time we'd been together as a family in nearly 20 weeks, since the last time we had drove out to see Clay in Texas. He was excited to have a couple of days to relax, feel somewhat normal and spend time with Chris, Ayden and myself. We're counting down the days until he's able to come home and sit in his recliner and not do anything or have to go anywhere. (even if it's just for a brief visit before heading back to school)

Here's to Going Cold Turkey on Wal*Mart Again....

My name isn't Suzanne, but it'll be awhile before I hear:

"You come back and see us, you hear!"

Last year, before I started this blog, while my husband was in BCT (basic combat training) for the Army for 10 weeks, I decided to do something very hard. I gave up Wal*Mart for 10+ weeks, from September until November of 2009. I didn't step foot into a Wally World and the one time I did with my friend Jen, her son overturned the buggy (shopping cart) and got a nasty bruise. We both left without buying anything. My life was stress-free from all the idiots you typically see there and have to deal with while waiting behind them in line.

So here I am again, avoiding Wal*Mart like the black plague. Why again, you may be asking? Well, I recently read a book called "Not Buying It: My Year Without Shopping" by Judith Levine. Let me tell you, I'm so glad I checked this book out from the public library instead of purchasing it. I assumed that this was a book similar in structure to Powell's book "Julie & Julia" where she cooked all the recipes out of Mastering the Art of French Cooking. However, this book was not a guide, a story of overcoming shopping or even a how-to for the typical American family living off a combined income of less than $50,000 a year. Yes, I'd love to have two homes, have 3 vehicles, remodel my winter home and give up my caviar while living a simpler lifestyle of "not buying it", like Levine. This book was a sad disappointment for me to read all the way through and I did finish it, somehow hoping it would get better, but it didn't. Ugh. I thought to myself, that this lady has no idea about really having to "do without" or living paycheck to paycheck like most of us in the real world. Now, I admit that my family does live "comfortably" on our annual income. There are times when it's tight and times when I have extra money in my pocket. But, I am aware of necessity over want or need.

So, I decided to venture out on a limb and eliminate shopping at Wal*Mart again. Note: This has nothing to do with the Wal*Mart corporation, I'm still going to Sam's to buy Pull-ups for my son and to get my favorite bottle of wine for special occasions. This is another experiment to curve unnecessary spending.
Last year, during my 10 week sabbatical from the American superstore, I noticed that I bought only what I needed and didn't overstock on toilet paper or anything else that "seemed" like a good buy at the time. I only shopped at my local grocery store or at Target (a 45 minute trip to the closest one in my area, which limited me to shopping there every 2 weeks) for basic items and groceries. It was refreshing and my life felt less chaotic. So, I'm not trying to "not buy anything" for a year, I'm trying to stop depending on Wal*Mart so much. Think about it, you've ran out of soap or a tube of toothpaste, instead of going down the street to the drug store or grocery store, you venture across town to the dreaded supercenter. That $3.50 purchase has just turned into a $54.26 shopping blunder. A 10 pack of tube socks have recently been reduced from $7.50 to $6.95 and you needed to renew your fishing license while you were there after picking up a clearance item for a birthday gift next month, if you remember where you put it and a few other random items. All the while, you forget to get the toothpaste or soap and come home without it.

I know this has happened to me, has it happened to you?

I'm still slowly adjusting to the "less is more" theory of life and try to remember that things only fill up your living space, not your heart. Yes, I can love the orange cotton sheets that I just bought this morning at Target, but like would be a more appropriate word to use. Did I need the orange sheets? Yes and no. I've wanted orange bed sheets since last January when I started redecorating my bedroom and it's nice to have an extra set of sheets clean to put on the bed in case your 3 year old throws up in bed with you. I didn't have to buy them, but I did.

I'm really going to have to cut back my spending in the next few months and this will be the first of many steps. My family will soon be back together again after a long year of being apart (which is a long story of dealing with the "Hurry Up and Wait" challenges within the Army) and we will be doing our first PCS with the Army. It's going to be a challenge, but I'm up for it and part one is doing with out Wal*Mart until the first of the year. Then on January 1, I will be reevaluating my decision and deciding whether or not to forgo shopping there for the entire year of 2011. My only promise during this time, will be to give you (the reader) an alternative outlook on an adventure from the shoes of an average American trying to do the unimaginable.

Today is the end of week 1 of 12 weeks, wish me luck. :D