Happy as in....

Coming across a Canadian lumberjack with Tom Selleck’s mustache having a nice conversation with Sasquatch.

That’s right. My hairy-toe knuckle cousin by marriage, Brynlie (as in my Cheerwine Fanatic cousin by marriage) has started a blog originally known as "The skeptically humorous 6 foot tall hairy primate living in the Northwest region of the U.S.", which in my opinion would have been a very long name for a blog and I’m glad she stuck with the short version: The Sardonic Sasquatch. So “the Squatch” is now virtually ranting for the world to hear. Last night, I became the first follower of hers and made her as happy as squeezing a small puppy until its eyes popped out and a bit of shart to escape from it’s bunghole and propel across the room splattering on someone’s face.

As a tribute to Bennie I have awarded her with a virtual copy of Sasquatch Summer by Nate Wragg in hopes someone will love her enough to buy a real print for her to hang in her college dorm room. Congrats on your blog! :D